'Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the house, Not a creature was stirring Except for one mouse. Mousey's cheese plate was out With care by the computer-y, In hopes that old Santy Claus Liked charcuterie. :cheese: But Mousey was awake Scrolling through odds and ends. They'd forgotten about gifts For some of their friends! One mouse-friend named Whiskers Felt especially rotten, For she had a December birthday That was routinely forgotten. But when Mousey checked their Notifications on DA that night, There came a Birthday Reminder, And they squeaked with delight! :eager: Whiskers' Birthday was right then, Right on Christmas Eve. And old Mousey knew Just what she'd receive. Last year's Christmas present Was to keep the halls decked. This year's would be a reminder Of DeviantArt Protect! Whiskers could upload To her heart's content Knowing if any Grinch swiped it :stare: An alert she'd be sent. For the birthday, A gift that would bring months of